Conspiracy: Glasses



I have this theory about glasses and eye “doctors”.  Here is my theory.   Only a select few people actually NEED glasses. 


Isn’t it odd that everytime you go to the eye “doctor” that they tell you your eyes are worse and thus you are forced to buy a new pair of designer glasses?  


One day, I decided to stop wearing my glasses and my vision has never been better.  This was over 6 years ago — nothing has changed.  

I feel eye “doctors” are all a conspiracy to get your money.  Never trust an eye doctor. Never.


2 Responses

  1. i always knew glasses were stupid; i stopped wearing mine and ive never been happier. (all boys look better when they’re blurry).

  2. dude and what about those fake glasses.

    fuck that.

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